217: THE LIMEHOUSE GOLEM (2016) & ARBOR DEMON (2016)

(Main segment begins at 25:00)

I'm back after my stint in the ok hospital, and so is THE CRAPSHOOT!

Since I missed getting an episode to you earlier in the month, you're getting a double dose of Direct To Video horror movies that I picked at random in search of that elusive diamond in the shitpile.



THE LIMEHOUSE GOLEM is a blood-drenched Victorian-era murder mystery set against the lurid yet hypnotic world of the bawdy music hall scene. Can BILL NIGHY catch a killer so brutal he'd make JACK THE RIPPER go pale?



ARBOR DEMON pits FIONA DOURIF and JAKE BUSEY against an unseen unstoppable supernatural force that's determined to scare you out of ever going camping again!

But the big question is...are these movies any good?  Or are they just more CRAP?

Also, all the details of my battle back to health, Cat vs. Nurse, Spongebob Hamilton, a call to horror filmmakers to raise their own bar, and why THE SHAPE OF WATER is not only the best movie of the year...it's the QUEEREST!